
One of the many reasons I married you
Damn straight. The first was my awesome love for Nerdfightaria..
Equal.
Sounds like a plan. I feel like absolute shit so i need warmth
Well I’m a heater, so.

‘scuse me, I was trying not to be sick all over the floor. Now tell me which is the harder job.
Okay, I’ll get the rugrats in bed
Equal?

Good. Then you can steal my warmth some more.
I can get the kids in bed for the night and get them to not try to join, if you want. Make it less of a mess~
Oh sure. Take the easy job. I had’em all day…

Sounds like a plan
Yes but you adore me and my cuddling. Even if I do have a cold
This is true. But I don’t like seeing you all sick, and then having the kids try to join and..it’s just a mess.


‘Cause girls normally don’t like me that way.
They should man. That’s weird. You’re a great one. I’m sure you could get any girl.

So happy for ya man.
Thanks dude. Why don’t you have someone on yer arm?

Fine, it just means less cuddles.
Nah. I can still cuddle you… Just I won’t get cold now!
